Sunny






Hahaha... wonder why i m wearing socks?
Cuz my legs are cramp& aching
whenever i'm having periods.Bad bloodcirculation -.-"


alright, change topic... have u ever wonder hw god created human & determine their lifespan?


*NOTE: I have edited some parts of the story*


Long long time ago.... When god first created The Earth... he found it liveless & lonely....
so he decided to create some human beings to make the earth a more lively planet....

However, before human beings were being created,
many others, eg animals, plants have to be created in order to provide food & help for the human.

so ..........


Day 1:



God created COW.

God: COw, ur task is to work for the farmers from dawn till dusk every day!for off days, you can negotiate with ur owner. Other than working hard in the field, you must also provide milk for ur owner if they needs it. and remember, the only thing that u can consume, is GRass. I shall offer u a life span of 50 Years! Do you understand?

COW: mooo..... Wth.... i must work 24/7 for the farmers, let them squeeze my nipples for milk... & all i can eat is GRASS! God, I dont want to live so long... 50yrs is way too much! 20 yrs is enough! u can take back the remaining 30 yrs....


& so god granted it's wish...



DAY 2:


Dog was created!


God: Dear Doggy, your main task on earth is to Sit infront of the door(gate) & to guide the house. u must be loyal to ur owner...& Whenever there are strangers, you must bark at them and protect ur owner! & one last thing, You can only eat the remainings(leftover food) of ur owner, & no others. I shall offer u 20yrs of lifespan!


Dog: Woof....woof.... Omg! 哈巴狗？sitting infront of the door wholeday & eat human's leftovers? thats so pathetic.... I dont want! I dont want 20yrs....GOd, pls...You can take my life at yr 10. I cant bear to live like that for the whole 20yrs!


thus, dog was created with a lifespan of 10yrs .


DAY 3:

God created Monkey.



God: MONkey monkey..... i have created u nt because u are 齐天大圣，孙悟空。。。the purpose of creating u is to entertain the human beings....Joy and laughters are impt ! therefore, u must entertain human beings with ur tricks ... nothing difficult right? & you can only eat bananas. 20 yrs of lifespan issit enough for u?

Monkey: (dunno what sound)...Where's 八戒？i thought i should be the legendary 孙悟空?

if thats the case, 10 yrs is okay for me.... I dun want to be a clown for 20yrs! thats too humiliating !


DAY4:



Finally, its time for god to create the human beings.

God: Human, I have already created Cow, Dog and monkey to assist you & entertain you.
All you need to do is to eat and sleep, eat and sleep.... no hard work has to be done. I will offer u 20 yrs. are you satisfy with it?


HUman: *eyes widen with a greedy face* GOD! i M okay with the conditions.... WHo will turn down such good deal. But... but... 20 years is too short.... Can i have a longer lifespan?


God: Oh man... you greedy asshole.... 20 years of good life still nt enough? 你的胃口也真大啊！
NO way! 20 years means 20 years!


Human: God... Pls..... hmmm.... (thinking hard)
OH, why not u give me the remaining years that cow, dog & monkey return you? DOn't waste it ma.... & i can put it to good use (:


God: alright alright.... Since you say so... i will just grant ur wish....!




So.... From that day onwards,

Human beings of the age 1 to 20 (teenagers) enjoy most of the time ....just like us... being a carefree student...



& after the age of 20 ... once they have step into another phase of their life as a working adult, they will start to work as hard as a cow for the next 30 yrs ;in order to earn money & plan for their future...eg. building their family & etc


once they have reached the age of 50.... its time for them to retired. Since they have already earn enough . the only thing they can do is to enjoy their retired life at home, going overseas if lucky... & for those who are 宅公，宅婆。。。 will choose to stay at home to look after the hse, looking out of the window, or standing at the doorstep and wait for their childen to come home for dinner after work. Keeping all the good food for their beloved child & eating whats leftover by them.


&for the next 10 yrs.... (age 60); most of them will become grandparents. & What they do is to look after their grandchildren....





so what they do to make babies happy?






Make funny faces & do tricks lor!



That's LiFe ! dont u agree? =p








*The above mention is just for the sake of fun... don't take it too seriously ya`(: