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有天小明跟媽媽說:媽,學校老師說明天要寫作文耶！

媽媽問說:作文寫甚麼呀?

小明說:作文題目是家境背景!

媽媽回答說:不要寫我們家很有錢喔!! 不然媽媽可能會被勒索!!

小明回答:喔喔!


——————隔天——————
寫作時??

小明內容：

我家真的很窮，我家連衛生紙都沒有　只能把口袋的鈔票拿出來差屁股。
我家真的很窮，我家沒有地板、天花板和牆壁，我爸爸因迫於無奈只好將家裡的金塊拿去當地版，鈔票當牆壁而天花板只能拿銅板代替！

我家真的很窮。 我家冬天時沒有暖爐所以爸爸只好把鈔票拿出來燒ㄧ燒讓我們一家人取暖。
我家真的很窮，我家沒有廚房　所以爸爸只好天天帶我們去新光三越、法國料理餐\廳、飲茶，吃東西。

爸爸時常跟我們說：最近爸爸沒錢只能帶你們來吃這些寒酸的東西。
媽媽總是會安慰爸爸說：最近經濟不好，你看看我只能買ＬＶ包包。

我家真的很窮，上學時爸爸都會開著他最寒酸的那台車帶我來上學。
而那台車叫作法拉利，爸爸說這台車寒酸是寒酸不過跑的不慢。

我家真的很窮，我想要去外面玩時爸爸總是叫傭人開著那台寒酸的私人飛機。
上面只有幾台電腦和酒吧、舞廳、電動玩具區而已。

結尾：我家真的真的很窮，有人會來救濟我們家嗎？？

老師評語：別太過分啦！　　

When someone tells you that you can't do something…

Look around…

Consider all options…

Then GO for it!

Use all the things God gave you! Be creative!

In the end, you will succeed and prove them wrong!

Always remember

'Where there is a will, there is a way'

OMG..... sometimes it can be very annoying.




.... lets get cool ...

Some Updates

Its Monday Again! Hope you don't have any monday blues... Hahaha
Aww.... I went shopping after my dance practice yesterday and it was great cuz i haven shopped for the last 2 months +
There's a lot of new clothings and shoes available at bugis village now! Anyway, i m nt the kind of girl who goes for branded stuff, so i am perfectly alright in buying cheap but nice looking clothes.
so, If u like dirt cheap stuffs like i do (although its still expensive as compared to those in bangkok or china); bugis is a good place for girls to shop. =D

backed to the dance topic... Hahaha recently i am learning to dance for my mum's company annual big event. 真的是很突破for me hor! cuz i cant dance .....
The event is on 9th of may at swisshotel and i will be staying over at the hotel the night before ! *cool beans*
希望一切会很顺利。

Job Opportunities for you or you?

Right after i have signed the LOA, many people started to ask me if i need a job.
Thanks but a little too late hor. hahaha

Anyway, if anyone of you are looking for jobs -smaller companies; you may like to try this:


1) Post for Site engineers - Feng ming construction pte ltd
Should be 6days work
- Look for Ivy

2) Post for Project Admin Assistant
5 Days Work
working area : North star @ serangoon area

- Look for Ms mary toh (mary.toh@hotmail.com) when you send cv to her, state my name inside, say that i recommended you... *hahaha thats what she say*

The lady did not want to tell me the co. name. *so secretive *
While the Job scope: admin work: Procurement blah blah ...need to know auto cad and knowledge on construction is a Must. In addition, you don't really sit in the office every time as u are require to assist the project manager.

3) Aubrey jie told me that a small consultant company is looking for design engineer too. So feel free to look for her! (:

今天天气很好

连我那来历不明的花都出来晒太阳了

肚子不大好 -.-

不是生病，所以大家放心！

时间每分每秒都过得好快哦

还有多三四个礼拜就要开工

好像还有很多事情没做

但又不够时间

有时安排好了

又有很多突发状况

tick tock tick tock tick tock

时间是抓不住的！

要考试的朋友努力好好的读书

在工作的朋友们加油

听到很多朋友都病倒了

所以

忙碌了一天

当你 不管你是运用了

你脑袋的60兆细胞后

又或是

晒完日光浴时

请记得多喝水

=D

大家有没有听到我的blog里的新歌呢？

是amber 在《一页台北》的主题曲

听起来很轻松也很甜。。。

你觉得呢？(:

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小学生造句

1. 题目 : 原来

小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。

老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下

2.题目 : .. 一边 ........... 一边 ............ ..

小朋友写 : 他一边脱衣服 , 一边穿裤子 .

老师评语 : 他到底要脱还是要穿啊 ~~

3. 题目 : 其中

小朋友写 : 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师评语 : 你是蜈蚣？ ~~

4.题目 : 一 ... 就 ....

小朋友写 : 一只娃娃就要一百块。

老师评语 : 老师笑到不行 ..

5.題目 : 你看

小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句

例题 : 你 ( 唱歌 ) 我 (跳舞 )

小朋友写 : 你 ( 好吗 ) 我 ( 很好 )

老师评语 : 你在写英文翻译吗 ??

7.照样造句 例题 : 别人都夸我( ) ，其实我 ( )

小朋友写 : 别人都夸我 ( 很帅 ) ，其实我 ( 是戴面具的 ) 。

老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???

8. 题目 : 好 ... 又好 ..

小朋友写 : 妈妈的腿 , 好细又好粗 ...

老师评语 : 那到底是细还是粗？

9.题目 : 陆陆续续

小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。

老师评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀 ?

10. 题目 : 皮开肉绽

小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽 !

老师评语 : 看到这句 ... 老师佩服你。

11. 题目: 欣欣向荣 -比喻生长美好的样子。

小朋友写 : 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。

老师评语 : 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗... 还有一个更瞎的 …

小朋友写 : 欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师评语 : 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目 : 谢谢 ....因为 ......

小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈 , 因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......

老师评语 : 原来你的作业是妈妈写的 !!!!!!!

13.题目 : 难过

小朋友写 : 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语 : 老师更难过 ......

14. 题目 : 天才

小朋友写 : 我３天才洗一次澡。

老师评语: 要每天洗才干净 ~~

15. 題目 : 一 … 便 …

小朋友写 : 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的…

小朋友写 : 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。

老师评语 : 造句不要乱造 ...

16.題目 : 又..... 又 .....

小朋友寫 : 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。

老师评语 : 你妈妈...... 是怪物吗 ?

17果然 上课

小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水

老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。

小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！

老师： …………

18 瓜分

小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非

老师：小傻瓜也分不清

19 好吃

小朋友：好吃个屁

老师：………

20 况且

小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．

老师： ……………

大家好不好啊！
好久没有好好的blog了！
不是没事发生， 只是我太懒惰.
3月份，和家人一起去了北京和西安旅行
感觉好好，每天吃喝玩乐，买东西吃东西。。。。让大家暂时离开繁忙的世界 尽情地玩乐。
i must say that i am quite please with the whole tour trip planned by Chan Brothers.
The food and hotel they arranged for us were really good.
We experience cold weather in this trip and the Sand storm too!
The sand storm wasnt that bad la. Nt that serious till we have to cancel our trip. (:

3月尾回到新加坡，又要面对现实了！
继续找工作。。。。。。
我应该是在今年过了年后才开始找工的，每次都没有很积极的找。。。
不过回应都还不错吧，至少也有一些会在第二天就打给我，或叫我去面试。

The first few interviews are looking for Site engineer and they found that i m too Fragile or dangerous to b stationed at the site! So i decided to look for QS job. Since most of my friends said that QS is good , great prospect blah blah.... （i nv study anything related to qs lei.... but still must give it a try?)

And So, sent some resume for Qs　Ｐｏｓｔ　．　
went for an interview and telephone interview with some company. Met a Very 婆妈manager who cant decide if she wanted to employ me or the other girl which is a minority.
Decided to forgo it after several indecisive replies from that TSmanager.


．．．．　Ａｎｄｔｈｅ　ｊｏｂ　ｈｕｎｔｉｎｇ　ｇｏｅｓ　ｏｎ．．．．．


and yah, one company offer me a postition as design engineer.
The company don't look big or grand like the previous companies but the people there Looks okay. So i decided to accept it.Will officially start working in 2nd week of may. (:


when i m all happy about it, i received an Email from CPG ... -.-
although, they are just asking for my CV and they did nt say they are offering me a job....
But 人就是爱举旗不定，　三心二意　（还是只有我？）

i started to think to myself.
"aiya, what a pity!"


-.-" forget it..... Since i have already made my decision, i must be firm with it...
Who KNows what will happen right?

催眠自己＊ｉ　ｌｏｖｅ　ｍｙ　ｊｏｂ，　ｉ　ｌｏｖｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｐｌ　ｔｈｅｒｅ，　ｉ　ｌｏｖｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｎｖｉｒｏｎｍｅｎｔ＊



okay, got to end here.... My Mum is asking me to do her INcome Tax thing again! =S

到底要多少才是刚刚好?

好象离开了平衡线。。。

做个有想法的人八！

too Busy to blog these few days!
hahha 我是一个大忙人